Let's Play Pretend!

If we were in the land of glitter, rainbows, and unicorns, then yes, these Oreos would be zero calories. Until then, thanks for playing make-believe with me, Ken! 

Oh Dear...

I have had such a hankering to go on a junk food bender but have managed to eat pretty well and make good choices. I couldn't take it any longer so I went to the store and wound up coming home with three boxed cake mixes with frosting, dark chocolate chips (which has been my go-to when I want something sweet), eggs rolls and frozen PB&J sammies (both surprises for Ken), single serving caramel molten cakes by Betty Crocker, and two pints of ice cream:

I've been seeing this "Arctic Zero" ice cream floating all around Instagram and wanted to try it. It's 150 calories for the whole thing and it's fat free, gluten free, lactose intolerant friendly, and made with whey protein. If you ate the whole container you would get 12 grams of protein and 8 grams of fiber. 

And then this bad guy was slumming it next to the Arctic Zero, boasting of full flavor, tons of fat and calories, and most importantly, tons of brownies. I've been dying for brownies lately so, why not?

And after I unloaded and put it all away? I still ate my healthy rice, quinoa, turkey, avocado, and spinach. I'll indulge later?

I still want one anyway...

Not Guilty!

Charges dismissed! Of course now I must be absolutely certain the car isn't parked within 15 feet of a fire hydrant. However, these officers that think tickets are best given in the middle of the night while people are getting their beauty sleep doesn't fly with me anymore. But that's just my tough talk because I won. I just wanted to pay the fine and not fight it  in the first place but Ken talked me out of that. Glad he did because I kept my $85! Here is my text chain while I was waiting to be seen:

The Car That Will Be the End of Me...

Bonner Springs Court, here I come...I'm coming for you. In the community center I guess. 

Mmm...hot dogs...

Can I justify the complete lack of nutrition by saying that all proceeds went to the high school football team? I'm simply supporting my community? Truthfully, I could've eaten 3 more...

A little protein with your coffee?

Several handfuls of ice, one scoop chocolate protein powder, a cup of joe (already brewed of course), and enough unsweetened almond milk to satisfy your taste buds (I probably used half a cup). Blend and enjoy that 3:00 buzz!